So I've written a fishy poem.
(There's a little bit of rude wordiness in it.)
-Guppy Poem-
I went into the pet shop
And I bought myself a guppy
And I put it in a bowl and went to bed.
When I woke up in the morning
All excited at my purchase
I was horrified to find my guppy dead.
It was floating on the water
With a terrible expression
And a twisted mouth that made me feel quite sick.
So I showed it to the shop man
And he said 'It's little wonder:
'That's a puppy, not a guppy, stupid dick.'
And I bought myself a guppy
And I put it in a bowl and went to bed.
When I woke up in the morning
All excited at my purchase
I was horrified to find my guppy dead.
It was floating on the water
With a terrible expression
And a twisted mouth that made me feel quite sick.
So I showed it to the shop man
And he said 'It's little wonder:
'That's a puppy, not a guppy, stupid dick.'
guppy
fangtooth
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